Showing posts with label Zambia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zambia. Show all posts

Saturday, July 23, 2011

THE SOULS OF GINGER FOLK


Whether or not it was trendy, it was definitely popular. That is, citing "Africa" as reference for anything outlandish or incredible. If you wanted attention or needed a conversation piece, all you need do was employ the deviant part of your imagination and cite "It happened in Africa."

My college friend, Hans, and I used to take note whenever these kinds of attributions were made. I, hailing from Germany and he, native to Zambia, would be interrogated by people who thought themselves intelligent. Questions like "What do you guys eat?" Being from Germany, I could say "dandelion roots and nettles," and they might believe me because, I don't know, dandelions and nettles sound on the reasonable side of absurd things for Germans to eat.

However, I could not say "Hyena crap and spider webs." That would be pushing it. But Hans could say it, and they would believe him. He was, after all, from Africa, and Africa is far enough away geographically (and imaginatively) that any conceivable thing that would not happen in the Western Hemisphere could happen in Africa.

While on one hand it was funny, it was insulting on the other. One night, tired of answering the most trivial questions as seriously as possible, Hans convinced our dinner table of college girls that if in Africa you do not balance your fork on the end of your butter knife at the end of a meal, then you insult your host. Hans and I left the table with girls practicing "African etiquette", their brows furrowed and each muttering condolences to themselves.

I think that resources like National Geographic falling into the hands of the wrong person whose breadth of global culture is Ranger Rick or CCM magazine might largely be responsible for the proliferation of idiocy and the reinforcement of biases that hold no credibility whatsoever. A hallmark of cultured people is their intuition and anticipation of the complex spectrum of legitimate, cultural options within the human genome portfolio. And they can ascertain the merits of each. 

Living in Germany from the 70's to the 90's, Americans snickered at the Southern German's seeming disinterest in daily showering and "perfuming." Would that make the German inferior? Of course, it wouldn't, and if you were cultured you would know that. Which would you rather be: occasionally showered and as healthy as a horse or a scrub-cleaned, daily deoderized, fat slob who shoves fat and high fructose corn syrup down his gullet and headed towards a certain mortality date at 48 years of age? Now you see the German merit from a German view.

While in Germany during the summer of 1994, I was unnerved to hear that the civil unrest in Rwanda had gotten so seriously out of hand that America was looking at intervening. No less than a year before, America got involved in Somalia, and the result was Black Hawk Down.

As I understood it, Belgian colonials long ago had divided the Rwandan people into two groups (Moderns love the artificial dichotomy). The one group was Tutsi while the other group was Hutu.  Simplified, the Tutsi and Hutu were largely distinguished according to physical traits. The Tutsi (being taller, thinner, and having longer noses) were assumed to be close relatives of the Caucasoid people and, therefore, superior. The Hutu (being shorter, stockier, with flatter noses) were considered inferior to their Tutsi brothers. The Belgian distinction, however, did not take into account that individual families had members with both the Tutsi and Hutu descriptions. It made no difference when the Rwandan conflict began. These families were divided "down the middle."

Having said all that, I think the category of "Ginger" to be a similar travesty. While I've been aware of the term "Ginger" for the last year or so, I originally considered it to be a term of endearment and found their plight to be almost humorous. Considering, however, that the origin of Ginger discrimination seems to have originated in the UK (It only benignly reared its head in America via South Park), I'm reconsidering my concern. 

The Irish and Scottish (allegedly the "Ginger" genetic strains and entry points into Great Britain proper) have had a turbulent history with England. From the early days of Hadrian's Wall (originally built to keep the Scots out of England) and the early days of the Irish & British conflicts, these tensions have been fresh in the memories of all three people-groups. While living in England, I recall one evening watching via BBC the Northern Irish attack two RAF soldiers off duty in Ireland. And I don't know how many times the IRA set off bombs on British interests.

All I'm saying is that the Ginger issue on the tiny island-kingdom of England has volatile roots with a spurious history. I mean... look at this:


Here's a rather "informative" chart:


And this is just plain treacherous:


Surely there must be more categories than this in America:


In America Redheads (Americans call them Redheads) are as mysterious and as special as they are rare.


I'm certain Americans could never successfully discriminate against Gingers or any descriptively-elusive group. A good many of our population are Scotch-Irish. Proud vertebrae in our national backbone. In America Scotch-Irish temper is to be feared and avoided at all costs. Gingers (and the so-called Ginger gene) are among us. They are us. Intricately woven into our national DNA, peppering our households and communities with their mystique and beauty.

While American masses wonder what kinds of foods and drinks people on other continents consume or how they use the restroom or what clothes they wear or how often they shower, Americans don't wonder such things about Gingers. We are less philosophical and more practical than that. We want to know answers to questions like "If I kissed a Ginger, would I grow red hair?" Benign. Deep. American.


Thursday, April 14, 2011

HANS KUZANGA, DIFFERENT EYES


Short, syncopated jabs, successive lighting punches, and hard-as-concrete kicks, some of the most vivid memories I have of Hans Kuzanga are in a college gym in Florida where he exhibited the martial art skill-sets of a Zambian Bruce Lee. Hans had every move scientifically broken down, had analyzed the consequences of their wrong execution, and had qualified his role as teacher by sheer philosophical eloquence. When I would run track on east field in the evenings, I often found Hans in monastic concentration on the green, choreographing battle sequences or sparring with a much larger opponent, Han's smacks and blows landing on sweaty skin and clearly heard from metres away. Hans Kuzanga’s ability to break a move down to the most basic level branded him a fighter, a title thrust upon him time and time again.


The week I met Hans at dinner in late 1994, he came to my dormitory room early on a Sunday morning to tell me that his father had been killed the previous evening by a drunk driver. When Hans returned from the funeral overseas, he displayed a battle-hardened ardor that developed into a mature mindset on many fronts over many years, streamlining aggression into productivity. I remember the day Hans lost his finger in a mowing accident. I went to visit him at the emergency room, following his blood spoor on the sidewalk to the door of the campus clinic. They were able to save Hans' finger, because he had walked himself and his severed finger over.


That is not the first time Hans has had to fend for himself. He has been kidnapped, tortured, and unlawfully imprisoned overseas. Homeless, he has slept on the floor of a church for months, and starved for days at a time. For a period of time he lived in a room full of rotten flour and had to teach himself to cook and to eat rotten food. He has literally had to physically fight off police and thugs alike. Worse yet, he has been the casualty of an international visa fiasco so that a three-day visit to South Africa has turned into a ten-year stay. He has not seen his family for ten years.


In true Kuzanga fashion, Hans grew himself in ways of which he was unfamiliar. Professionally, he ended up working in film, releasing his "Hindrance" in 2010 and currently working on the next one, "King of Sorrow."



The apex of Hans' influence in Capetown, however, is his development of the Christian Patriotic Front, a political organization in the grass roots stage that challenges the religio-political groups of Capetown, South Africa who cater to a predominantly religious consensus. Many of these parties are eloquent when it comes to describing the plights of men, but wholly defunct when it comes to alleviating the actual problems of men. They might champion Christian principles, but only of the platitude sort. The Christian Patriotic Front focuses primarily upon the development and implementation of policy ranging from the protection of women to the protection of the minority.


Having experienced the bottom of the societal totem pole, Hans is creating a platform from which he can create forums to address the misuse and abuses of the foreigner, the racial discrimination and infighting amongst minority groups, and most importantly, the creation of a baseline of social compassion. Hans' desire for societal reform is driven by a self-conscious Christian perspective of charity. Nothing less, he believes, has a chance to successfully mitigate the lawfully-backed racial sanctions that perpetuate deep-set rage on the African continent.


If you would like to contact Hans, find him on Facebook ("Hans Kuzanga"), email him at hanskmedia@gmail.com, or call him at +27724652746.

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